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lesbianshepard:

lesbianshepard:

my favorite subreddit is r/IsTodayFridayThe13th which makes a single post each day (Yes or No) answering the question. Every single Thursday the 12th everyone goes “This is ridiculous! I’ve been waiting too long for Friday the 13th. I’m not even going to bother checking this sub anymore; I’ve given up hope completely.” and it makes me laugh every single time

it’s so fucking stupid i love it

littlehen:

xixijinping:

Originally posted by geminihurt

thebibliosphere:

Listen, Tim is so precious in this game. He’s such a disaster. He’s trying so hard to be edgy and grown up and express himself and he just looks like he either fell into a dye factory wearing one of Dick’s old costumes or came staggering out of a cyberpunk themed My Chemical Romance concert.

There is no in between.

kaijuborn:

cozy, slightly spooky games for Halloween season!

• Night in the Woods - an adventure game focused on exploration, story, and character, featuring dozens of characters to meet and lots to do across a lush, vibrant world.
• Haunt the House: Terrortown - haunt your way through a town in the dead of night! Possess objects with your soul, to scare people away from a museum, a hospital, a theatre and a cruise ship.
• Oxenfree - a supernatural thriller about a group of friends who unwittingly open a ghostly rift. You are Alex, and you’ve just brought your new stepbrother Jonas to an overnight island party gone horribly wrong.
• Sunless Sea - LOSE YOUR MIND. EAT YOUR CREW. DIE. Take the helm of your steamship and set sail for the unknown!
• Beacon Pines - a cute and creepy adventure set within a mysterious book. Sneak out late, make new friends, uncover hidden truths, and collect words that will change the course of fate!
• Costume Quest - in this charming role-playing game, choose your hero and trick-or-treat through beautiful environments full of humor and story.
• Death’s door - reaping souls of the dead and punching a clock might get monotonous, but it’s honest work for a Crow.
• Hand of Fate - in a cabin at the end of the world, the game of life and death is played. Draw your cards, play your hand, and discover your fate.
• LIMBO - uncertain of his sister’s fate, a boy enters LIMBO.
• Wytchwood - a crafting adventure game set in a land of gothic fables and fairytales. As the old witch of the woods, explore a strange countryside, collect magic ingredients, brew sorcerous spells, and pass judgement upon a capricious cast of characters.
• Cult of the Lamb - start your own cult in a land of false prophets, venturing out into diverse and mysterious regions to build a loyal community of woodland Followers and spread your Word to become the one true cult.

I’m starting to remember myself, I think

mgcoco:

ALT

“There is some new devilry here”

funnytwittertweets:

frogayyyy:

scriptrix-eclectica-reblogs:

frogayyyy:

spleep

That one picture is of him under anesthesia. Spanesthesia for spurgery, if you will.

fun fact: he is not actually spleeping in any of these images

in no particular order:

- vulcan healing trance

- brain surgery

- can’t sleep, too horny

- existential crisis contemplation

- knocked out by mind meld with a space probe

image of actual spleep ⬇️

[sits bolt upright from lying on the floor, idly contemplating the ceiling at 5:29 p.m.]

MAYBE I’M NOT WORTHLESS! MAYBE I’M NOT EVIL WRAPPED IN DISGUISE! MAYBE I’M NOT STAINED AND DIRTY AND CORRUPTED IN MY SOUL! MAYBE I’M NOT HORRID! MAYBE PEOPLE REALLY WEREN’T TOTALLY TRICKED INTO LIKING ME! MAYBE I’M NOT A BLACK STAIN AND DRAIN ON THE WORLD! MAYBE I ACTUALLY HAVE SOMETHING GOOD TO SHARE!

willgrahamscock:

god’s strongest soldiers are my mutuals who put up with me when I let the brainrot take over and start posting like I got possessed about something they haven’t even heard of yet

coffeepeople:

sometimes I wonder how we all survive and then I look at my best friends and I go “oh, I survive because I don’t want to leave you yet” and it makes sense. life is so hard a lot of the time, but I want one more bowl of pasta with you.

blurred-visions:

Damn, what a fucking week (me at 11:35am on a Monday)

the-haiku-bot:

wheeloffortune-design:

sharkcougarhawksnakescorpion:

lasrina:

animate-mush:

sharkangelic:

wheeloffortune-design:

you know you’re good at your job when every single person tells you “thank god you’re back”

Boss makes a dollar
You make a dime
You read unsanitary pirate slash
On company time

Look if you read fanfic on the clock and everyone is still relieved that you’re back you must just be that got-dang good at your job

Fam, some jobs are like being a firefighter. 90% of the time you’re not doing anything that important, but by golly, when they need you, they need you.

Some jobs, you can fuck around for six hours a day, but you know what you’re doing so well that the work you do in two hours would take somebody else ten.

Some jobs, you spend those two hours preventing other people from making mistakes that would take 100 hours to fix if you weren’t there to steer them right.

So don’t buy into the idea that if you’re not working 480 minutes a day, you’re not doing enough to get paid a day’s wages. That’s the capitalism talking.

You’re a better employee when you keep your morale up, and sometimes you do that by reading fanfiction on the clock in between putting out your little fires.

My grandad worked nights for the railroad, and he liked to say that he got paid for what knew, not what he did. There would be nights without a single train, but someone had to be there to make sure that any train that came by was on time and on the right track. It could be so slow the guys set up a projector and watched x-rated films on the clock. OP, I think your okay.

Yeah I guess.

I may read fic in the clock but I’m the one who knows where the files are.

I may read fic in

the clock but I’m the one who

knows where the files are.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

sketchyfletch:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

darkbluemint:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

fancysmudges:

Concept: A witch cat that’s too fat to fly

Chubby cats should get to fly too! <3

When you love someone… you find a way…

<3 SHE IS A GOOD WITCH <3

Thank you OP my soul just flooded with joy

This is some wholesome halloween content here :)